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Gothic Dress Code Ten + Commandments |
| ...and lo I came into a club and saw a burning clove which spoke unto me, giving me ten (or so) gothic dress code commandments. Then I must go into the world and spread thy message of fashion.... |
| 1. Thou shalt not paint thy face in the manner of the Crow...ever |
| 2. Thou shalt not wear a fishnet shirt if thy chest is hairy |
| 3. Thou shalt not wear jingly things on thy ankles AND wrists or thee will sound like the Salvation Army people around Xmas and other goths will be much annoyed |
| 4. Thou shalt not wear white underwear under black see-through or sheer garments |
| 5. Thou shalt not wear tight latex if thy is a fat-ass |
| 6. Thou shalt not wear the t-shirt of the band thou will be seeing in concert. It makes thou look like a dork |
| 7. Thou shalt not wear Vampire:the Masquerade clan pins in a club unless thou is gaming, or else old ST's will bring thier holy wrath down upon you |
| 8. Thou shalt not try to dance wearing long veils unless thou knows how not to step on said veil and fall on ass, thereby looking like a donut |
| 9. Thou shalt not mix more than two fabrics in an outfit. The gods do not want to see that you can wear a velvet skirt with a PVC top with lace sleeves and a feather boa |
| 10. Thou shalt not wear pacifiers unless it is Halloween. Thou will then be escorted to random rave club down the road |
| 11. Thou shalt not use a long cigarette holder while wearing a tophat and tails. The gods will bring down fire and brimstone in the face of such melodrama |
| 12. Thou shalt not wear overalls unless thou is Old MacDonald or an extra from 'Deliverance' |
| 13. Most important: thou must remember that when thou laughs at another ensemble, someone else has likely laughed at you once before. We must teach, not tease. |
Top Gothic Break-up Lines |
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"You make me too happy. Go away." |
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"You're not weird enough." |
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"You have no more t-shirts I want to borrow." |
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"Ummm... I just realised something about my sexuality" |
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"Will you marry me?" |
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"I've been feeling a bit strange lately." |
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"You just look better than me in my skirts." |
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"My parents don't hate you as much as I hoped they would." |
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"I think it's time to break up the comic (CD/makeup/gaming books) collection......" |
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"You wore pink last Tuesday. Get out of my sight." |
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"You used up all my hair spray." |
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"You want to do what? Bowling?!" |
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"Its gotta be that Marilyn Manson bedspread." |
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"By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you." |
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"I love you but I want to date 3 other people to be sure if this is right for me." |
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"You don't have any more clothes that I want to borrow." |
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"You like Valor, I like Rozz. It will never work." |